Our trip to China was one of the best adventures that I have ever had. I have never been a traveller, and I had no idea what to expect. Wayne, being the traveller and having been to Beijing before was excited for weeks leading up to the trip. Me on the other hand, well, little by little I am swaying more onto his team but I’m not going to lie – this history stuff has never been me so all I really wanted to do was escape for our Christmas break and have some fun together.
Our trip started at 4am when we got up to get ready and to have a quick Christmas skype date with my family. It officially started when we left our apartment at 6:30 and decided to take a cab to the airport rather than brave 2 different buses. This turned out to be a very good decision as things ended up being slightly more complicated once we got to the airport than we anticipated. This isn’t such a surprise when Wayne is in control of the organization. So after finally finding our travel agent and getting the details, and then waiting in line for about half an hour at the ticket booth, we were sent over to Immigration because apparently our Korean visas do not allow us to leave the Country and return without paying a fee ...oh how I love paying out money and not having pretty clothing to show for it.
The flight was only an hour and a half and we were greeted at the airport by our Korean tour guide. Yes I said Korean tour guide, and no, we do not speak Korean. This became extremely apparent to the other 30 (Korean) travellers in our tour group as they smirked in our direction at our entirely confused faces as directions and explanations were being given. Thankfully (and I cannot emphasize that word enough) there was a family that spoke some English and were amazing enough to translate the important stuff for us. That being said, imagine for yourself sitting on a bus, walking through historical landmarks all the while being entertained and informed by an extremely informed and engaging tour guide ...who doesn’t speak a word of your language. We had to be thankful that many buildings had signs that read in English, at least we knew where we were.
It became apparent over the course of the 4 days that we were there, that more and more of our fellow travellers spoke English, it just took them awhile to warm up to us and feel comfortable enough to talk to us. By the second day we were even having full conversations ...but again, never with our tour guide!
DAY ONE:
After we got off the plane and found the bus that would practically be our home for the next 4 days (after first trying to get onto a different bus and having the one family who had talked to us grab us at the last minute) we set out for some Chinese shopping. We were taken to an area that was extremely Westernized and given free time for 2 hours. We wandered around, looking through familiar stores and actually feeling very at home – it was more Canadian or American than anything I have experienced since coming to Korea and it felt good to shop in familiar surroundings. That being said, nothing was purchased because after being in Korea for 3 months I cannot fathom paying the prices that we pay back home for clothes. Don’t get me wrong, I will rejoin those ranks when I return – but for now, I’m a bargain hunter. But oh those stores were beautiful and a sight for sore eyes and China was decorated amazingly for Christmas. It felt like New York.
Our final excursion for the first day was a Chinese Acrobatic Show that was incredible. It consisted of a line-up of Chinese Acrobatic groups, each performing different acts to music. There were contortionists, tossing humans, bicycles, complex balancing and climbing ...every single act had us amazed.
Day One was a long day, but a full one and a fun one and when apparently was preparing us for a succession of long days, starting out with Day Two that would start with our wake-up call at 6am.
DAY TWO:
Day Two began with a tour of the Summer Palace, here is a little history:
THE SUMMER PALACE
Situated at the foot of Xishan Mountain in Beijing, the Summer Palace, originally called the Garden of Clear Ripples, began to be built in 1750, the 15th year during Emperor Qianlong’s reign. Covering an area of 2.9 million square meters, the Summer Palace is chiefly formed by the Longevity Hill and the Kunming Lake. In the Summer Palace there is the Suzhou Street (Suzhou is a typical beautiful city of rivers and lakes in the South of the Yangtze River,) the Garden of Harmonious Interests (a small garden inside a garden,) and the longest Long Corridor in the world. The unique combination of natural beauty and exquisite architecture fully embodies the building style of ancient China’s imperial gardens. The Summer Palace ranks the first in well-kept imperial gardens throughout the world.
All this from postcards that Wayne & I bought that explained in detail the sites that we were seeing.
I will break in my history lesson to explain to you what we came to realize as the reason why we could travel to China with a package that included our flights, our hotel, all of our tours and our meals for under $300 ...while in China and partaking in these wonderful tours – the travel guides pimp you out. There is no other way to explain it and it happened to our entire group on multiple occasions and took place shamelessly.
Let me explain further. It all started after our trip to The Summer Palace. We were taken to a building that to me looked somewhat like an old abandoned factory or a run-down apartment building from the outside and told that for the next hour we would be shopping. Again, when you are being led around by a Korean tour guide and you are pretty much following blindly you are simply watching and waiting and wondering what might happen next.
Shopping may not have been the right term. Our entire group was led into a room and asked to sit down on chairs. Decorating the walls were pictures of babies and women being eaten by massive, disgusting looking creatures which I would later realize were germs. The germs that live inside your mattress. Yes, we were going to get the hard sell on these mattresses (in Korean) and then offered the opportunity to purchase these 5 inch mattresses for the incredible price of $2 thousand dollars ...hey, if it’s that expensive it really must save your babies life. Thankfully for English tourists on a Korean tour we could simply sit in the back and put our heads against the wall and sleep, but I have to say – I actually saw tourists purchasing these mattresses! There were probably about 5 tours there while we were there, imagine the business. They pay these tours to bring their groups to them, all in the hopes that they can swindle them into purchasing their materials.
Over the course of our trip we went to 3 different locations like this. The Mattress factory, a Tea House (where I actually wanted to purchase the teas that we sampled, but couldn’t fathom paying $20 for a tin the size of soup can) and a Doctors Office. Thankfully the doctors took the time to sit down with all of the tourists and explain to them that they were having issues with their livers, or their intestines or their hearts and that there were simple remedies that they could provide (for a price) to help. And all this with only touching their wrists, amazing I tell you.
And that is how the price of your trip gets lowered. Now, our next lesson – how to get free meals. One way to go about this is to take your bus full of tourists to a massive, overpriced, souvenir shop. In turn for the money that they will undoubtedly spend when you leave them there for over 2 hours, they provide free lunch. And let’s not forget about the ‘optional’ foot massage that will only cost you $5 and will award you with a free meal and takes place in a building much like the one where the mattresses were being pushed.
If you are going to do a tour like the one that we did, be aware. I was not. And while our little side trips were entertaining at the best of times and gave Wayne & I something to laugh about, and allowed us to be able to afford the trip – they preoccupied the majority of our time. We spent more time at the Souvenir Shop than we did at the Great Wall.
Continuing on with the agenda for Day Two – after The Summer Palace, and then the Mattress Hut, we got our free lunch by buying souvenirs and browsing for a couple hours through all that was being offered. We then set out for the Great Wall, which I quickly came to realize was Wayne’s own personal Disney World.
As soon as it came into view I could start to feel the excitement resonating out of him. He couldn’t sit still in his seat, he got this huge smile on his face and he started to pester me – which I know spells excitement. And I will admit, it was incredible. To be able to stand on such an important piece of history and experience it first-hand, you realize why it is one of the wonders of the world. That being said, I will not even hide the fact that I was extremely happy that we got to take a gondola up to the top, rather than walk it. But once up to the top, Wayne was determined to walk as much as possible in the 45 minutes allotted and I felt the pain. We even saw 2 women fall down because part of the wall was not steps, but a very steep ramp ...and let’s just say that not everyone was wearing sensible shoes.
A little history:
THE GREAT WALL
The Great Wall is a magnificent construction project in ancient China, one of the wonders in the history of human civilization. The construction of the Great Wall began in the 7th and 8th centuries B.C. During the period of over 2000 years, more than 20 Dukes or Princes and feudal dynasties contributed to the building of the Great Wall. It was listed as one of the world’s cultural heritages by the UN Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization in 1987. With its magnificent and splendour, the Great Wall is attracting an ever-growing number of tourists from all corners of the world.
Again, a post card.
Our day moved on to our ‘optional’ foot massage, where we were the only ones that opted out of the service, but were still thankfully fed dinner. We then boarded the bus to make our way to The Tea House that would work to sell us over-priced tea and then finally (after one more trip to an over-priced mall) ended just after 9pm where we fell into bed knowing that the wake-up call for 6am would come far too quickly.
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